this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
So much rum. So many feels.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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