Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
please don't ironically join a cult
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