wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Randomize
