Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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