You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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