My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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