If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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