she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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