id be glad to
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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