Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Can I color on your dick again?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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