Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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