Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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