Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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