I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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