so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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