i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
