Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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