As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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