Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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