the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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