Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Still dying that you shit outside
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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