I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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