Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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