Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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