dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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