he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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