where does the pee come out of this thing
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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