I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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