youre lurking in front of me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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