can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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