And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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