I'm drive I can fine osifer
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
