Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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