guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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