Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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