Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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