lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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