but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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