No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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