I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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