I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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