Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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