How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He called his prostate his "boner button".
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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