So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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