there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
They are going to name an STD after you.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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