it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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