also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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