come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
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