How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
