Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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