I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I came so hard my ears popped.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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