He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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