Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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