just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i would one night stand the shit outta him
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
The adults are the big ones right?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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